Mãe, eu te livrei de 9 meses de menstruação, acho que mereço um Ipad.


“HELLO, MY NAME IS LORD VOLDEMORT. NOW, EXCUSE ME WHILE I IMITATE A FISH FOR A MOMENT.”


FORMULA DO AMOR: (sqrt(cos(x))cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5 COLE NO GOOGLE


rafabeker:

‘O melhor vídeo do dia dos namorados.’


I’ll be there for you,
When the rain starts to pour,
I’ll be there for you,
Like I’ve been there before,
I’ll be there for you,
‘Cause you’re there for me too.”

- Friends